Don't Follow Me I Do Dumb Things T-Shirt # 5
Black / S
$33.99
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This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings a rugged, lived-in look to your everyday lineup. The front artwork reads "Don't Follow Me I Do Dumb Things" over distressed tire tracks — a cheeky, road-ready statement that sits bold and weathered against soft, faded fabric. Built to feel broken-in from day one, the shirt drapes in a relaxed fit and holds up to frequent wear. Wear it on weekend drives, at casual meetups, or while wrenching in the garage; it’s the kind of shirt that nods to rough-and-ready humor while staying comfortably wearable.
The design speaks to people who value authenticity and a little irreverence — those who laugh at their own mistakes and aren’t trying to hide it. The garment-dyed finish and heavy cotton weight give it that movie-worn vibe, so it blends naturally into road-trip playlists, bonfire nights, and lazy Sundays. Sized from S to 4XL and available in many faded hues, it’s for anyone who wants a dependable, relaxed tee with personality and a story.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric for soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk cotton
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; offered in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Don't Follow Me I Do Dumb Things T-Shirt # 5
$33.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The design speaks to people who value authenticity and a little irreverence — those who laugh at their own mistakes and aren’t trying to hide it. The garment-dyed finish and heavy cotton weight give it that movie-worn vibe, so it blends naturally into road-trip playlists, bonfire nights, and lazy Sundays. Sized from S to 4XL and available in many faded hues, it’s for anyone who wants a dependable, relaxed tee with personality and a story.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric for soft, lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk cotton
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; offered in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean