Graphic Long Sleeve Tee — “If It Has Tits or Tires It Will Give You Problems” Vintage Trucker Humor
Red / S
$20.98
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This long-sleeve tee brings a rugged, retro attitude to everyday wear. The vintage-inspired graphic — bold, a little cheeky, and rendered in muted, worn tones — sits center-chest and feels like a well-traveled patch on a jacket. The medium-weight cotton drapes with structure and warmth, while the classic fit and ribbed collar hold their shape through washes. Wear it on cool mornings at the garage, layered under a flannel for road trips, or around the fire where stories get louder and laughter gets rowdier. It’s made to age into the life you give it: softer, more familiar, and layered with memories.
Product features
- Environmentally-friendly thicker vintage-feel cotton
- Tubular knit (no side seams) reduces waste and improves fit
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Medium-weight 6.0 oz/yd² fabric with classic fit
- Runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
Graphic Long Sleeve Tee — “If It Has Tits or Tires It Will Give You Problems” Vintage Trucker Humor
$20.98
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- Environmentally-friendly thicker vintage-feel cotton
- Tubular knit (no side seams) reduces waste and improves fit
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Medium-weight 6.0 oz/yd² fabric with classic fit
- Runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron