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	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

A rugged, statement tee for the hands-on person who doesn’t sugarcoat the job. This lightweight cotton shirt wears in comfortably and displays a bold skull-and-wrenches design with the blunt phrase, “I can fix stupid but it’s gonna hurt.” It reads like a half-joke and half-warning — the kind of shirt someone who lives by grit, practical skill, and dry humor would reach for before heading into the garage, workshop, or a weekend project. Feels broken-in from the first wear, keeps its shape thanks to ribbed collar and shoulder tape, and prints crisply on the smooth, durable fabric. Worn alone at a casual meet-up or layered under a jacket for errands, it’s apparel that speaks with attitude while standing up to real use.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for fewer pressure points and cleaner drape
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to keep shape and resist stretching
- Durable, smooth fabric optimized for bold DTG/DTF printing
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors