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This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee carries a sharp, tongue-in-cheek mechanic’s vibe — a steaming coffee mug labeled “I hate people” sits beside a wrench and piston, with bold lettering that reads “MECHANIC FUELED BY CAFFEINE AND HATE.” The relaxed fit and soft, washed-in color from post-construction dyeing give it a lived-in feel, like your favorite shop shirt after years of early mornings and long jobs. It’s for hands stained with grease, for the one-liner humor shared between crew members during a slow shift, and for anyone who finds comfort in straight talk and strong coffee. With durable double-needle seams, heavyweight cotton, and a tubular knit that lies smooth across the chest, this shirt balances ruggedness with comfort — ready for a day in the garage, a casual meet-up, or laid-back weekends when you want to signal attitude without shouting.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) for durable comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintagewashed look and texture
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting wear
- Tubular (no side seams) knit for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean