Mechanic Skull Long Sleeve Tee — "I Can Fix Stupid But It's Gonna Hurt"
Red / S
$20.98
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This long-sleeve tee carries a hard-edged, mechanic-minded attitude — a faded skull clutching crossed wrenches beneath the bold line “I can fix stupid but it’s gonna hurt.” It reads like a garage anthem: worn-in, sturdy, and unapologetic. The heavier vintage cotton drapes with weight and presence, the ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep it holding shape after repeated wear, and the tubular knit gives a clean, unfussy silhouette. Wear it on chilly mornings in the shop, layered under a flannel at a roadside pit stop, or out camping where blunt humor and practical hands meet. It sits close to the body in a classic fit, so size up if you prefer room to move.
Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton for a substantial hand
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and smooth silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with classic fit; runs smaller than usual
- Solid colors 100% cotton; select blends vary (meets EU REACH)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
Mechanic Skull Long Sleeve Tee — "I Can Fix Stupid But It's Gonna Hurt"
$20.98
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton for a substantial hand
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and smooth silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with classic fit; runs smaller than usual
- Solid colors 100% cotton; select blends vary (meets EU REACH)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron