Long Sleeve Tee - 'If It Has Tits or Tires It Will Give You Problems' Vintage Off-Road Humor #2
Royal / S
$26.99
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This long-sleeve tee carries a rugged, tongue-in-cheek graphic that reads like a mechanic’s roadside wisdom. The heavier cotton gives the shirt a vintage, worn-in feel while the bold distressed print and large tire illustration stand out on a clean white canvas. It layers easily under jackets or wears solo on cool evenings, bringing a bit of humor and grit to weekend projects, garage hangouts, or late-night drives.
The shirt sits true to a classic fit with a structured ribbed collar and taped shoulders for durability. The medium-weight cotton keeps it substantial without feeling bulky. It’s the kind of shirt that gets better with time — the fabric and print age into the look rather than losing character.
Product features
- 100% cotton body (color-dependent blends for some shades) — medium-weight (6.0 oz/yd²) for a vintage, substantial feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; runs smaller than usual—consider sizing up
- DTF inner neck labels available; meets EU REACH compliance
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
Long Sleeve Tee - 'If It Has Tits or Tires It Will Give You Problems' Vintage Off-Road Humor #2
$26.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The shirt sits true to a classic fit with a structured ribbed collar and taped shoulders for durability. The medium-weight cotton keeps it substantial without feeling bulky. It’s the kind of shirt that gets better with time — the fabric and print age into the look rather than losing character.
Product features
- 100% cotton body (color-dependent blends for some shades) — medium-weight (6.0 oz/yd²) for a vintage, substantial feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; runs smaller than usual—consider sizing up
- DTF inner neck labels available; meets EU REACH compliance
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron