{"product_id":"i-speak-fluent-sarcasm-and-torque-t-shirt-funny-mechanic-gift-tee","title":"I Speak Fluent Sarcasm and Torque T-Shirt — Funny Mechanic Gift Tee","description":"This heavyweight garment-dyed tee wears like a favorite from day one. The bold front graphic — a weathered block of text with a piston illustration — reads “I speak fluent sarcasm and torque,” giving it a rough-edged, garage-ready attitude. The relaxed fit and soft, post-dye hand make it comfortable for long days wrenching under the hood, swapping stories at the shop, or just running errands while staying unmistakably you. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes, the shirt balances rugged durability with lived-in softness, so it becomes part of your regular rotation without feeling new every time you pull it on.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for lasting fit\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage hand\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with double-needle stitched seams\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed, tubular knit construction (no side seams) in sizes S–4XL\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label; available in 58 color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49054705811556,"sku":"24578705610033473686","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":49054705844324,"sku":"23975289792990571239","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":49054705877092,"sku":"25609386331506917805","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":49054705909860,"sku":"14300069357167459402","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":49054705942628,"sku":"16450745230641616916","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ S","offer_id":49054705975396,"sku":"18227917188701567830","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":49054706008164,"sku":"55327807777587861292","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ S","offer_id":49054706040932,"sku":"25465017997173834082","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":49054706073700,"sku":"32609911552183536273","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49054706106468,"sku":"29642739401286730119","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":49054706139236,"sku":"35056943112850445231","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":49054706172004,"sku":"43426987028217185111","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":49054706204772,"sku":"14527849145391162657","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":49054706237540,"sku":"33503949116494665089","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ M","offer_id":49054706270308,"sku":"30287665641171619370","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":49054706303076,"sku":"22530396245457450031","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ M","offer_id":49054706335844,"sku":"29846280136600941130","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":49054706368612,"sku":"20082153489518972579","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":49054706401380,"sku":"31558647790189573058","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ M","offer_id":49054706434148,"sku":"64873271289116687854","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49054706466916,"sku":"18178480681519556821","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":49054706499684,"sku":"22654624388887869973","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":49054706532452,"sku":"53390830315685006810","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":49054706565220,"sku":"20746419258732313776","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":49054706597988,"sku":"23022193545085916515","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ L","offer_id":49054706630756,"sku":"13812683371322936734","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":49054706663524,"sku":"21158350617601850314","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":49054706696292,"sku":"33775711606669671475","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ L","offer_id":49054706729060,"sku":"48394235620573199955","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49054706761828,"sku":"75833373008317449292","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49054706794596,"sku":"15085024761450392009","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":49054706827364,"sku":"77737123970742317713","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ XL","offer_id":49054706860132,"sku":"14026197386930473599","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":49054706892900,"sku":"10303705754637528563","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":49054706925668,"sku":"19830868468143703753","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":49054706958436,"sku":"18665103457379042328","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ XL","offer_id":49054706991204,"sku":"59732183265917436444","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49054707023972,"sku":"22841825070603040366","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":49054707056740,"sku":"10555701777694389793","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ XL","offer_id":49054707089508,"sku":"13172944099843459586","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":49054707122276,"sku":"32051001233377602993","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49054707155044,"sku":"22531197304416451151","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ XL","offer_id":49054707187812,"sku":"15930102180784721396","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49054707220580,"sku":"16001435120142653934","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49054707253348,"sku":"16202061904145231550","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":49054707286116,"sku":"28477046377102623452","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":49054707318884,"sku":"76938911728296049551","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 2XL","offer_id":49054707351652,"sku":"96426162581651469985","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":49054707384420,"sku":"21662154081472544407","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":49054707417188,"sku":"21320338275171749604","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":49054707449956,"sku":"14216367636362381767","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Seafoam \/ 2XL","offer_id":49054707482724,"sku":"50029092104602953428","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49054707515492,"sku":"11554691881902889203","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":49054707548260,"sku":"18799461794289135337","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 2XL","offer_id":49054707581028,"sku":"10499116920559938748","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":49054707613796,"sku":"13060119538909620568","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49054707646564,"sku":"58260087522667704392","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Violet \/ 2XL","offer_id":49054707679332,"sku":"95019271099894664011","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49054707712100,"sku":"26746728767690033926","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":49054707744868,"sku":"83016407066186051513","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orchid \/ 3XL","offer_id":49054707777636,"sku":"82350871354380761030","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49054707810404,"sku":"30830884089473915259","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":49054707843172,"sku":"37057593135588888648","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0791\/2505\/3540\/files\/15112400542168094903_2048.jpg?v=1787515061","url":"https:\/\/autosass.com\/products\/i-speak-fluent-sarcasm-and-torque-t-shirt-funny-mechanic-gift-tee","provider":"AutoSass Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}