Graphic T‑Shirt — “If It Has Tits or Tires It Will Give You Problems” Vintage Mechanic Tee #7
Black / S
$26.99
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This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee carries a bold, cheeky roadside attitude. The vintage-inspired print — distressed lettering and a rugged tire illustration — reads like a battered sign nailed to a garage wall. Wear it when you want your shirt to start conversations: laughs from friends, knowing nods from fellow gearheads, and that easy, lived-in feeling that only a garment-dyed cotton tee can give. The relaxed cut and soft, broken-in texture make it an everyday layer for wrenching in the driveway, cruising back roads, or grabbing a cold one after a long day. The colors age gently with wash and wear, so the design settles into the fabric and becomes part of your routine rather than just another graphic.
Designed for people who live around cars and open roads. It works with faded denim, work boots, and a grease-streaked cap. Slip it on for low-key car meets, weekend wrench sessions, or casual nights with friends — it speaks the same language as shop banter and late-night tire changes.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric for a soft, broken-in feel and vintage look
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular (no side seam) knit for durability and clean lines
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Graphic T‑Shirt — “If It Has Tits or Tires It Will Give You Problems” Vintage Mechanic Tee #7
$26.99
Designed for people who live around cars and open roads. It works with faded denim, work boots, and a grease-streaked cap. Slip it on for low-key car meets, weekend wrench sessions, or casual nights with friends — it speaks the same language as shop banter and late-night tire changes.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric for a soft, broken-in feel and vintage look
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular (no side seam) knit for durability and clean lines
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label and 58 color options
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean