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Worn-in comfort with a wink of blue-collar humor. This heavyweight garment-dyed tee feels like an old favorite from the first wear — soft, slightly faded, and built to last. The front graphic reads like a shop signboard: “Customer Approved Nothing” with stamped “Declined Repairs” and a cheeky note about being “Returned next week on tow truck.” It lands somewhere between mechanic banter and stubborn pride, a shirt that sits comfortably under a work jacket or alone on a porch while you sip coffee and swap stories. Sizes run from S to 4XL and the relaxed cut gives room for movement. The sturdy double-needle seams, tubular knit, and pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton mean this tee won’t let you down through shifts, weekends, or road trips.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft and long-lasting
- Garment-dyed for that broken-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit — durable, seam-free sides
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk sizing and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Funny Mechanic T-Shirt — "Customer Approved Nothing" Declined Repairs Graphic Tee
$26.99
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft and long-lasting
- Garment-dyed for that broken-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit — durable, seam-free sides
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk sizing and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean